Steve-Job

When someone buys an Apple product right before the announcement of a new/upgraded version of the product that the person just bought.

Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.

Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.

Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!

Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?

Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.

Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!

by SOBKiller504 September 2, 2010

Raccoon Job

A technique of blowjob with excessive usage of the giver's teeth.

Judging by the cuts on my phallus, I appear to have received a raccoon job from my drunken hookup.

by Frocket to the Poon November 2, 2010

squeal job

a blow job performed by a fat woman

Yo did you guys see what B Hen was up to last night? Marry was totally giving him a squeal job!

by M Bomb September 23, 2007

crumb jobbing

The act of felching smeg.

1) Dave's wife is busy crumb jobbing.

2) "Hey I just got a crumb job from my wife" said Dave.

by Farooq Space 2009 January 10, 2008

e-job

an electronic blow job given online. They generally occur over voip programs, such as ventrilo, in a passworded channel. Many women use e-jobs in addition to other attention grabbing tactics to gain control and power within a guild or other sort of gaming community.

I hear that Chocolatbear gives the BEST e-jobs!

by Chocolatbear June 13, 2008

tac job

Getting jerked off with a taco shell.

I got a tac job last night and I'm still finding bits of shell in my pubes.

by Calluie June 30, 2008

Peach Job

A sexual act, making use of a freshly de-stoned peach as a substitute or precursor to actual intercourse. A more nutritious alternative to a handjob, and cheaper than flavored lube.

"I blew his mind, he'd never had a Peach Job before.."

by SailorLight22 July 6, 2008