October 22 

If you were born today, you're a hoe. Don't take it personal its just facts.

John Ayyy she a hoe
Alex Well she was born on October 22
John Oh that's why

October 22 by SpaghettiosRus October 19, 2019

October 23rd

OCTOBER 23RD MEANS ALL MALES OR FEMALES MUST SEND THEIR FEET TO STRANGERS

"yo its october 23rd you know what that means!"

October 23rd by Toesucker4eva October 22, 2019

October 23 

National have premarital sex whenever your boyfriend wants day

Boyfriend: it’s sex time
You: no, don’t feel like it

Boyfriend: but it’s October 23
You: ugh, fine I guess so

October 23 by 69NiggaNigga69 October 22, 2019

October 25

Biggest badass bitches are born on this day. Hottest people are born on these days.

Sam- Wow she’s hot and seems really badass

Tyler- Yeahs it’s prolly cause her birthday is October 25

October 25 by Xx.idfkk.xxx October 23, 2019

October 36 

STOOPID. U THOUGHT THIS WAS A REAL DATE?

Friend :is it October 36?
Me: are you dumb? that isn’t a date.

October 36 by CIASSICGlRL October 31, 2019

October 37 

It’s were there is no no nut november

Today’s October 37

October 37 by JoJo:$;$:$ November 6, 2019

October 3 

The dickiest people are born on this day. Not counting dogs.

Oh no wonder why he’s a dick, he was born on October 3!

October 3 by Yoram Yo Mama March 31, 2020