Dirty Job

When someone has been doing work that gets their hands all dirty, like gardening,and then proceeds to give a handjob.

Mike Rowe gives the best dirty jobs after filming "Dirty Jobs".
Mike Rowe Dirty Jobs Handjob

by Hand Jacks November 4, 2015

crumb jobbing

The act of felching smeg.

1) Dave's wife is busy crumb jobbing.

2) "Hey I just got a crumb job from my wife" said Dave.

by Farooq Space 2009 January 10, 2008

Boon job

When a straight woman or gay man holds their feet up side by side so a man can get off by moving his penis through the hole created by the arches.

The foot-fetishist could only get off if his wife gave him a boon job.

by Roberto Mussolini October 26, 2011

Peach Job

A sexual act, making use of a freshly de-stoned peach as a substitute or precursor to actual intercourse. A more nutritious alternative to a handjob, and cheaper than flavored lube.

"I blew his mind, he'd never had a Peach Job before.."

by SailorLight22 July 6, 2008

Shine-Job

When a women white knuckles the base of a male penis while attempting to give a handy; usually resulting in blisters forming.

Jordan~ "Why are you walking so awkwardly?"
Joey~ "I was with Big Court last night and she gave me a Shine-Job."
Everyone in the room~ "ooooooo sorry man"

by rook34 May 6, 2015

Can Job

Getting a blow job while your partner is on the toilet.

Julie had to shit last night while she was blowing me. So we switched it up and she gave me a can job instead.

by NannerTart July 31, 2016

Steve-Job

When someone buys an Apple product right before the announcement of a new/upgraded version of the product that the person just bought.

Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.

Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.

Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!

Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?

Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.

Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!

by SOBKiller504 September 2, 2010