Nick

A guy that has the smallest cock will fuck any ugly bitch alive and can suck dick very well

Nick sucked my dick really good last night

by Willsin September 15, 2017

Nick

I pleasureful daddy that squeezes you ever so tightly in bed. He'll have your dick throbbing all day and night.

Billy: Did you hear about Nick's giraffe cock.
Dad: Why of course son, I road Nick all night long.
Mom: Anthony!!! How could you!!
Jeffy: Pumpernickel clit fuck!!

by e-d-thelegend.com June 10, 2018

Nick

An absolute retard with the smallest cock known to man. Scientist have called it a medical marvel and have been studying it his entire life. Nick's are also prone to driving slammed Chevy's that look like absolute shit while yelling "Pinche quate foo!" at any four cylinder that passes him. Overall, a Nick is an absolute retard with a small cock to match his puny ass truck.

(Sees a ugly gay slammed chevy drive by) "Oh look! It's the local retard, Nick!"

by Gooner Boy January 26, 2024

Nick-Crider

A person who is a pedophile who lives at 1601 Lafayette St Valparaiso, IN 46383.
You can call him at [phone].

You little nick-crider.
Nick-crider touched my daughter.

by Life-Ruiner August 22, 2025

nick

a short crusty ass dorito hoe. he likes to blow things up and threaten to kill people, he likes to yell in class and break things. he does not listen and is secretly having an affair with the teacher. he thinks he is the best person ever but in reality he is ugly and has anger issues. DONT TALK TO HIM EVER!!!!!!!!!

“hey nick, you suck.”
“FUCK YOU IM GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE”

by creepyclxwngirl November 5, 2020

nick

someone who really wants a girlfriend but will not admit it

he likes listening to rap and going on omegle pretending he's a celebrity

kinley: ur such a nick dude

by notrachelorkinley June 17, 2019

Nick

If you Know a Nick he probably is the biggest dick you’ve ever met. He will try to hit you over nothing. He is the worst person to have as a boyfriend and just likes to try to date any girl he can.

P1: Hey man I’m gonna ask Gracie out.

Nick: The fuck your are I’m getting her first fuck off.

P1: I wouldn’t even have to know your name to tell your name is Nick

by Slayer04 January 19, 2018