Loanphobia

Phobia of loans, describing someone who's afraid of being in debt, poverty or making a loan.

Girlfriend: you can't even buy a handbag for me using your credit card, you are such a loanphobia loser.

Me: Yes, I am a loanphobia. I have enough of your luxury life built on my pain which I get cold calls from banks every hour because my account balance is always 0.

The AD: "Love goes 0 when transaction cut, so get your loan now before she was headhunted by your bestie."

As you see, loanphobia sent you away from your obsessed one but also saved you from being a simp.

by edenbyluck February 10, 2025

Logan cloude

Sexy hot scrumptious breathtaking kindhearted sweet and DIG BICK!!!

Who’s that..oh just Sophia’s thang…Logan cloude

by Piaaaaa06 February 15, 2025

Logan

Logan is usually at a height of 5,3 and weighs in at around 76 kilos. Logans tend to be born with conditions such as dyslexia and ADHD.

Hi Logan do you weigh 76 kilos. Logan: yes.

by Slanggang3000 February 16, 2025

Logan

If this is your name u are a sigma but are short. Ur actually average but people say ur short

“your so short Logan. but ur just better, ur a sigma!”

by LilLow10 March 12, 2025

Logan

A fatass loser who sits in his room all day playing Roblox and watching the popular anime known as Blue Cock. His other habits include receiving backshots, gooning, eating Mcdonalds, being gay, and not wanting to hang out with his friends. Not to mention his girlfriends is a pig.

Kid: Hey what's your name
Logan: Oh its Logan.
Kid: Fuck you nigger.

by IMawordmaker20 March 20, 2025

Logan

A waste of space who should off themselves,

or Give up in a life. He's an absolute loner with no life purpose He doesn't resort to drugs or alcohol. But he does soak himself in loneliness every single day.

Woooooah man don't be such a Logan

by S†@rry March 22, 2025

Logan

A skinny ass white dude that pulls no hoes but ugly ones. Has bad eyesight and has chicken fingers for legs.

You look like you're a logan

by 40yearoldmanbigbro March 22, 2025