John Hanson

John Hanson is a handsome man in his 60s, he hits on younger women and smells of freshly cut grass

I wrote a song about John Hanson

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

John Doe

A hacker who every kid thinks is going to hack their account. He looks exactly like a vanilla eclair which is how people identify him.

Roblox player: John Doe is hacking us
Other roblox player: No i charged my moms card 100 on the game

by Fufudy May 15, 2018

John Cena

Where's he been?

Who's John Cena?

by Kms.net December 17, 2017

John Terry

When you manage to fuck up a friendship by shagging your close friend's wife/lover.

Tupac pulled a john terry more than John Terry himself.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

John Fisher

A school full of batty boys trying to act up when they know they smell like rotten fish and eggs when they get on the 154. They don’t know what personal space is and would kill each other just for £1.

John Fisher is a batty school.

by Ezinne Leona March 27, 2020

John Wick

The most deadly son of a bitch you dont wanna fuck with. Dont fight him in a office because he will kill you with a fucking pencil

OH SHIT, ITS JOHN WICK, HIDE THE PENCILS

by GimmeAllYourBeans February 11, 2020

Johns Creek

A wealthy Georgia suburb north of Atlanta where no one knows how to drive and decent people are highly likely of being crashed into

"Hey Carl, wanna take your new Jeep for a ride"

"Hell no Samantha, we live in Johns Creek"

by navajojoe69 November 14, 2020