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Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé
Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!
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Jacob

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water
Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move
by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018
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jacob yanski

Of all God’s angels, he is the greatest. Must I say more?
Everyone lovesJacob Yanski”
by Jyanski May 1, 2018
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jacob

A little bitch that has nice yams and loves guns..... Murcia fuck ya
my name is jacob and i got a new suppressor
by ilovemurica69 October 15, 2019
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Jacobs

Jacobs
The definition of Jacobs is When she gives you a dry blow job, with zero saliva and it feels like she ate ten crackers before sucking your cock
by Mr_Ardon June 3, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy that is smart, athletic, cute, has the best smile, selfless and always loves for you (even if he appears that he doesn't). He is the best boyfriend and knows how to treat every single girl right if you are with him. He will make stupid jokes, normally has brown hair, a tad taller then average, Is friends with everyone, Is good at basically all sports and can make you smile with his smile, He will always put others first even if that means putting himself down, He is a good kisser and will make you send sparks when you see him!
Person1: OMG OMG THERE'S JACOB
Person2: HE'S SO CUTE
by HumbleZung March 28, 2019
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Jacob jacob

The best hedgehog looking boi in the whole universe of club penguin. U may find him prowling the interwebs of snapchat looking for friends because although he is a god among men he is a lonely boi. Becareful when u approach said Jacob Jacob as he is a shy boi who also infact has 2 noncey mates named josh and connor that will come for u when u least expect it. Scream when u see the queen that is Jacob Jacob and stand or sit in awe when this porcupine arrives. Always remember the legend that is jacob jacob and rememeber to join out jacob jacob cult to further worship the god.
Oof jacob jacob got me wet
by Jacob stan April 15, 2020
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