cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

putting words in the horse's mouth

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later

by Sexydimma January 15, 2014

Beatboxing Horse Anus 33

The name of a long dead account online that is the reason why you may not name yourself the same thing.

Farewell Beatboxing Horse Anus 33
*Beatboxes sadly*

by Partydude17 November 23, 2022

Pink Rocking horse

A questionable sexual position that involves a potatoe Canon, Spaghetti squash and glitter

Glitter bear was into the pink rocking horse especially when the potato was brought out

by Doodles87 November 4, 2025

To horse

To be manhandled or treated like a little boy or pushed around.

In order to horse his ass you must be massive.

by Big daddy dave 69 February 15, 2020

Dark Horse

An lovable, athletic and intelligent creature!

Wow, Jacob is such a dark horse :)

by hhhu November 18, 2019

horse mug

someone with a face looking like a horse

that russian has an annoying horse mug

by xupypr January 21, 2024