Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Ridin-Hard

To feel overly warm & fizzy after taking prescription Pain-killers, or Doogs, with fellow users and friends.

Marcus: How you feeling brotha ?

Worm: I'm Ridin-Hard so much that I can't even feel my damn legs!

by Doogie Hauser October 13, 2008

Hard Tammy

When a female fucks an individual up the butt with a dildo. Regardless of that individuals sexual orientation

Last night I brought a date home, turns out he was a freak had me giving him a Hard Tammy all night!

by Rammy82 April 1, 2021

hard

"call me a camel, the way i be spittin"
- Ducky Momo 5/14/2022 4:20

My big fello Ducky Momo that shit went hard

by cockandballs\ May 14, 2022

Try hard

A Try Hard is a Sam

Look at that try Hard

by A unknown presence April 29, 2019

Hard

Your Thing Down there is having an Erection.

Yo Mike, you like bob saget?
Ya bro, he makes me hard.
Ayo Thats Kinda Gay.

by Smegmazillion December 18, 2022

hard

1.) Born Again Hard (Full Metal Jacket)
2.) Stubborn and not drinking the kool-aid

3.) revealing subject matter the writer doesn't flinch.

When I speak about hard, I don't talk in a sexual terminology. This kind of hard emerged from Basic Training where it mirrors Petty Officer Nasty where one carpetbags recruits with degrading explicit insults.

by illinoishorrorman January 25, 2018