I don’t have a bomb

To not have an explosive weapon at your arsenal

Sir, I will inform you at this moment that I don’t have a bomb

by Gmaxable October 4, 2025

My veins have turned to bone

Short for the hardening of what was once soft.

“My veins have turned to bone” My veins, once the lively rivers of my essence, have turned to bone – fortress walls weathered by the relentless passage of time. In their stoic transformation, they bear witness to the battles fought and the enduring spirit forged through the ages

by Midstream November 12, 2023

If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie

He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.

Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

all guys have kneads

Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.

In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P

by QuacksO December 27, 2022

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "you didn't have to tell me that."
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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Friend: "shut up"
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."

by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025

You Have A Long Toungue

Saying things that you never intend on doing.

On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.

by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019