No kitty, this is my pot pie

*meow*
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"

"No kitty, this is my pot pie" is perhaps one of the funniest masterpieces in South Park.

by Brawldud December 25, 2011

Cherry Pop Pie

When the male craps in a pie tin. The female (on her period) the nlets her blood drip into the pie. They then stick the pie in the oven for 20 minutes at 300 degrees F. They take it out and eat while the male gives anal.

"My wife and I ate a Cherry Pop Pie last night, it was great!"

by Pedro_Gonzalez June 25, 2008

Cream Pie Heart Attack

receiving a cream pie then having a heart attack out of excitment

Big Dylan grabbed me by the ass cheeks and creamed in me hard!!! Shortly after i had a heart attack from the pleasure of his juice inside me!!!
Cream Pie Heart Attack !!!

by Tortilla69 July 11, 2016

cherry pie

a person lays down on a tarp and a large group eats cherry pie off him.

We're gonna give him a cherry pie for his birthday!

by phoodie October 2, 2010

West Indian Lime Pie

The sexual practice of one partner performing oral sex upon a male with the penis gripped between the feet, followed by said male ejaculating behind their partner's ear.

Don't look now, Ethel, but it seems that young man who is currently performing oral sex upon another with the penis gripped between the feet, followed by said male ejaculating behind their partner's ear is administering a West Indian Lime Pie.

by johnny aferos April 9, 2015

Reverse Banana Cream Pie

When you are giving a guy head and you make him think he is cumming in your mouth, but you let it go in your hand and then you slap him in the face with it.

I gave Jim a sweet Reverse Banana Cream Pie last night and he was NOT happy

by Daddy's Starfish February 23, 2011

Beatrice Burnt Pie

My next door neighbour burnt the bbq sausage.

Hey beatrice you burnt ma sausage ya pie

by gorby March 20, 2004