emo prep

Preps that think they "tawtally rawk HARDD" because they listen to shit mainstream bands like The All-American Rejects, Panic! At The Disco, and Fall Out Boy. They draw broken hearts on their cheeks and wear popped polos. They often mistaken for teeny boppers They contsantly complain about how hard life is because their rich mommies and daddies won't buy them the 60 inch plasma they've been begging for, and at the same time they brag about how spoiled they are and how they only wear 'designer clothes' that cost no less than $120. They also talk about how they don't think about the bad stuff and just live their life to the fullest and how it's nothing but "FUN! FUN! FUN!" for them. They giggle like whores trying to pick up 'emo' guys at the mall. They are terrified of the people in Hot Topic but they say they aren't, and most of them hate Green Day and My Chemical Romance (though they are mainstream). They desperately try to search for underground bands because they don't want to be called posers, but when they are asked what bands they are into they immediately respond "A.A.R., duh! Tyson is sooo LOVE<3" ..."Emo Prep" is the name they've given themselves because they like the 'emo' style but still want to be "cool" "popular" and "liked" by their friends. They usually can't spell and they use quotes in their myspace from other emo kids, though they don't understand them. They also post pictures of themselves wearing a skimpy black shirt that says "Rock On" and ripped jeans with the caption saying something like "EMO PIC LOLZz!!!" They also try and be 'random' by typing "ii LOVE MONKEYS LOL AWWWZ<3<3<3!!!" in the middle of something completely irrelevant. So in other words, dikes and whores that want to be 'emo' but don't want to be made fun of because they are too scared of what people think.

'Emo Preps' see an emo boy at Starbucks. They poke around at each other giggling, deciding who's going to go talk to him. He eyes them then looks away. Annoyed, he gets up and starts to walk away.

Emo Prep: YER HOT!
Emo boy: *Flicks them off*

The two faggots above me are perfect examples of 'emo preps'. Not the definitions. Just the way they talk.
You people are scum. If only Hitler was alive. Oh, the damage he would do to your face.

by RAWRxFISHYY November 10, 2006

emo tear

A black tear drop drawn under the eye by an emo poser. Usually drawn by girls named tiffany who are seeking attention.

Wow, look at her emo tear, it's so smudged and ugly.

by runner. March 19, 2007

emo kids

I'm apparently an emo kid. and it doesn't seem to me that I cut and cry and write poetry, I suck at writing. sure I'm a middle class person but i dont whine about it. and I'm emo. But I dont't whine. I don't see everyones problem with emo kids. None of you know me, yet you are going to judge me. I dont wear glasses because I don't need them and shit like that. All of those things are stereotypes....those can be broken. So fuck off. I'm gonna go cut and cry. *cough*stereotype*cough*

look at me...i am a prep. i love gap and abercrombie and fitch. i just love that new eminem video on mtv. i'm such a whore that i'm being tested on for new, undiscovered std's. wow....i almost vomited when typing that

by Billy Bob Butterballs September 17, 2005

emo kid

an emo kid is a misfit misunderstood often depressed. these people see beauty in the world..mostly based on pain. these people reject non-emos mostly and deny there emo-ness. most of them cut...but only the fags show off. (these are attention whores NOT TRUE EMOS) real emos often wear whatever the fuck they feel like and dont care about anyones fuckin opinion.

prep: you scare me. why are you so sad?
emo kid: fuck you. (walks away)
prep: (stands still...shaking)

by lyndsay cunt star December 29, 2007

enviro-emo

The type of people who care about greenhouse gases and the rain forests and generally just wine about people who don't drive priuses. Tend to like the obsolete solar power technology.

E.g(1) Human:I just filled up my 5.0Litre or bigger engine(liter for U.S)with 60L of petroleum, then chopped down a tree to keep warm.
Enviro-emo: Oh no how could you, don't you know what effect that has on the environment.

E.g(2)I love Priuses I am an Enviro-emo I think I'll go get as much attention as I can by bitching abount people that drive reasonable cars.

by Tarthenal Toblakai July 6, 2008

Emo Dangling

(v) unexpected, actual suicide.

"I thought that dude was some kind of poser until they found him Emo dangling in his room the next morning. Now I *know* he was a poser!"

by razed November 2, 2007

emo-heart

a quick drawing of a heart with a arrow through it made in such a fashion as to look like slash marks. it is simply a pointed heart with one line going through it diagonally from the upper right to the lower left.

I don't just like him, but i don't love him, so i guess i emo-heart him.

by Arianna Godiva September 25, 2006