douche bag

1) An individual who enjoys the use of recreational cocaine.
2) An individual seeking cocaine.
3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.

Random Dealer: "Hey, you guys want some cocaine?"
Random Person: "Yeah!"
Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..."
Random Person: "...?"
Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."

by Atmos Blueshit March 16, 2008

douche-fag

When someone is such a douche bag, and such a fag, the two words are combined to create douche-fag.

kid:yo,your sitting in my spot!

douche-fag: Fuck you!


kid: Douche-fag

by outlawgunslinger February 4, 2009

douche nozzle

a universal word used in the event that you forget the actual word or just don't want to use it.

Q:What is the soup of the day?
A:Douche nozzle
Q:Do you like the new guy at work?
A:No. He is a huge douche nozzle
Q:What kind of dog is that?
A:It is a douche nozzle.
Q:Where would you like to sit?
A:On the douche nozzle!

by Sara Gallagher January 9, 2008

Scott is a douche

Scott is a Douche because he plays WOW and Runescape and doesn't take it in the butt like.

He is small and Cute but is gay and Scott is a douche

by Mangofall August 14, 2011

Peta-douche

An older man, who has interest in under age girls in an unhealthy illegal way. This man usually tends to be a douche bag to the underage girls he does not like.

1. Hail is still being stalked by that peta-douche.
2. JoJo is such a peta douche he came on to Wendy then wouldn't even buy her alcohol

by elfie November 20, 2003

douche cock

A tool for probie firefighters to find on the fire truck. This pretend tool can also be used for plumbers, electricians, and builders. This tool gets the Probie or newbie out of the way for a few hours and it is funny when they ask others where the Douche Cock is.

hey i sent the new guy off for the DOUCHE COCK. But there no such thing as a Douche cock. "Yes But he doesn't know this."

by Fupa Gile March 23, 2007

Douche Chills

When ever you walk by someone and you look at them and realize that they are complete assholes, pretty much means they make you feel ashamed to be a human.

People who walk around acting like there the shit, when there just some punk asshole who needs to get that ghetto ass hat of his turned shoved up his ass. and then you feel a chill go down your spine(Douche Chills).

by Richard Tang December 31, 2010