Dick Cunt

Such a big cunt that you are so frustrated that you do not know what to say prior to calling them a cunt, so the word dick sorta just slips out.

"Hey Johnny"
"Damn, stop being such a DICK CUNT",

by JOSH SMITHERS September 18, 2016

Dick Dockin'

When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.

"Look at this motherfucker "Dick Dockin'" his 1990 Fiero at the empty end of Walmart...

by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016

Spanish dicked

When a Spanish male's penis enters your mouth, vagina, or butthole using hot sauce as lube. Other names include: spicy bj, hairless fire-crotch, or reverse Taco Bell.

After the party last night, Pedro Spanish dicked Hannah in the ass! Dude that reverse Taco Bell's gonna burn like a motherfucker!!!

by Lynparza July 27, 2016

dick retarded

A dick so good it makes you retarded!

He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.

by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018

donair dick

when a girl has a spicy donair and sucks u dry, however your dick stings from the residue.

Hugh had major donair dick from Longer.

by TheOG Jeff January 30, 2018

Dumpster dicking

Having sex behind the dumpster of a bar.

I'm pretty sure those two are outside dumpster dicking.

by Badrenegade February 12, 2018

handicap dick

Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.

Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.

by malesarethedumbestwhores4ever January 18, 2017