apple tosser

One who masturbates to/with apples

Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!

by Glarknok April 28, 2014

little green apples

1. A math term used to describe small spherical objects

2. Tiny green fruits
3. Can be used in a phrase to describe happiness

Doesn't that just frost your little green apples

by The Real Ninja Cat Pickle October 24, 2017

Adam's Apple

An Adam's Apple, as defined by the bible was originally formed from a person named "Adam" from Adam And Eve bit into an apple where he eventually choked onto the apple and there remained the piece of the apple to this current day
Now when it forms, it doesnt form from birth, it doesnt appear on the male body until the individual hits puberty

Adam bit into an apple but began choking on it and there remained the piece he bit on, stuck in his throat thus creating the Adam's Apple

by John Kasodus May 27, 2021

Crab apple mcnasty

A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .

Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"

by CAbbyG November 12, 2019

apple bopping

to stick your dick in apple juice then let a cat lick your dick

OMG did you here Tony did apple bopping?!

by MrWackyWabbit November 26, 2018

Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.

The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.

by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.

Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .

by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024