Selfish Cunt

A strange, strange band from the UK.

We're going to a Selfish Cunt show tonight.

by toee February 10, 2006

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Punch in the cunt

Describes effective means of firmly illustrating a person's (predominantly, however not always female) character flaws.

Especially useful in fringe/rural areas; may receive unfavorable response in metropolitan regions/cafe's.

"That bitch needs a fucking punch in the cunt."

"sounds like she needs a punch in the cunt."

by MonkeyMark February 26, 2009

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Upper Cunt

A forceful blow (punch) to the vagina

bitch back off before i upper cunt you!

by rubberbandman75 May 8, 2008

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cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

chantal gravelle has lots of cunt cheese

by disowned June 14, 2010

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Cunt Cork

The female version of "cock block".

A woman tries to get sex from a guy but a friend does something to prevent it happening. Instead of cock block for a guy, it's cunt cork for a woman

by ...11... July 15, 2011

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cunt jaw

when your jaw gets tight and soar after going down on a girl for too long. it shouldn't take that long. maybe you should take a breather, let her bear the burden for a bit. Then your cunt jaw will get better and you'll get a blow job; everybody wins!

Person: "what happened to your eye?"
Guy: "My girlfriend punched me in the face because I couldn't get her off."
Person: "That sucks."
Guy: "The worst part is I've got fucking terrible cunt jaw."

by Adrian Charbonnette December 17, 2006

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