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Urban Dictionary 

Basically Reddit but the dictionary version

Has the same type of people on it except on here they are "English majors"
James: "Hey do u use Reddit"

Jimmothy: "Of course not! How dare you assume I use that filth! I use Urban Dictionary. Of course, someone like you would use Reddit as I see you don't use a comma after "Hey", spell "you" correctly, and not put a question mark after "Reddit."
Urban Dictionary by Cal_Cal February 19, 2021
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Urban Dictionary 

A website that is hard to find something that is not weird.

Me: Looks up Urban Dictionary

Me sees this...
After reading one definition from Urban Dictionary, I never wanted to go back on the website.
Urban Dictionary by whatabadboi February 21, 2021

urban dictionary 

Lets go to urban dictionary because i don't know what that word is
urban dictionary by Coolboy300 February 21, 2021

urban dictionary 

the only thing you will find here is you getting insanely roasted
urban dictionary the place that was meant to be helpful like wikipedia but now it's just bad
urban dictionary by 6 nipples man February 22, 2021

Urban dictionary 

A place where you look up none “proper/ correct English” words for the definition
Sam: “what does catcalled mean ?”
Aly: “I don’t know check urban dictionary.”
Urban dictionary by Ummmmmmmm February 23, 2021

Urban dictionary 

The dictionary of the future and new revolution.
The dictionary where u can invent new words and meanings.
year 2074:
student: “what does xxx mean?”
teacher: “I already told u ten thousand times to buy the urban dictionary to look up for unknown words!”
Urban dictionary by traveler 69 February 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

A site where slang was supposed to be defined, but turned into a burn book for edgelords, angry kids, political nutjobs across the political spectrum, and sexually frustrated incels.

Urban Dictionary comprised of not one definition without a sexual term, horrendous grammar that'll make someone have a stroke, and more recently: politics, as if we didn't have enough of that.
Bobby: *uses looks up Shark*
Bobby: "huh? I always thought shark was a sea creature, not a sexual position."
George: *looks up Joe Biden*
Urban Dictionary: "tHe bEsT pReSiDeNt eVEr oRaNj mAn bAd rEeEeEeE"
George: :/
R.I.P Urban Dictionary, you were good while quality lasted