A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go
Look at the turd cutters on that girl!
by Alex J September 27, 2023
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The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.
I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.
by Texas Four November 29, 2010
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A woman who is sickeningly loyal to Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely bare face lying tomakr it look like she can do no wrong, or who feverishly defends her in the face of audio and visual evidence that says otherwise.
This turd stain made another thread full of cropped and photoshopped "evidence"
by Deptford wive June 27, 2023
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Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.
You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!
by Angel Von Johnston August 8, 2017
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Dumber than the dumbest mutherfucka
You are a tit turd
by Monty ray October 15, 2022
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someone you really like!
i really love jeremy, he’s such a rat turd
by nameshdbdbbde November 5, 2021
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When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.
I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!
by curlypoo December 25, 2020
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