Slur turd

A slur that fundamentally works the same way as “sh*t twinkler”

Also defined as a person with active diarrhea

“ITS BURNING OH GOD PLEASE SAVE ME I FEEL LIKE A SLUR TURD”

A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd

Slur turd by Space4kraken June 9, 2025

Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.

Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?

Pussy Turd by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025

vaginal turd 

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)

Your ex is such a vaginal turd!

vaginal turd by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately

"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

Turkey Turd by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025

rim-turd

When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.

A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”

“What’s the matter?”

“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”

rim-turd by Rim-turd January 10, 2026

rim-turd

1. An instance where your roommate’s turd exits the anus in such a way that it curls around the inner-rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

2. An annoying person who won’t go away.

*See also*- Porno “rim-turding”(verb)
The act of an obnoxiously short penis not fully penetrating the anus resulting in a very pissy and irate reaction from the recipient. Also known as “hanging out around the rim” or “heavy hoopin’”.

1. “How is that possible?” The turd is curled around the inner-rim of the bowl and won’t flush.”
“Hmm. Must’ve been a rim-turd.”

2. “Go away! You’re such a rim-turd!”

** “What’s the matter?”
“My boyfriend rim-turded me all night. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”

rim-turd by Rim-turd January 10, 2026

rim-turd

When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.

See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.

A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”

“What’s the matter?”

“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”

rim-turd by Rim-turd January 10, 2026