Sick turtle

Someone who is slow, (Crippled) and gets sick a lot; because they have a weak immune system.

I am a sick turtle

by Sick turtle September 23, 2016

purple turtle

The way a penis looks/feels after an extended time away from a woman.

After this deployment, My junk feels and looks like a purple turtle because I haven't had any action.

by Mr. Jazz24 November 14, 2016

nair turtle

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.

Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.

by Peter Parker November 17, 2016

dirpy turtle

The best thing on the planet and it is so dirpy.

Dirpy turtle is the best animal on the planet.

by Dirpy turtle master January 23, 2017

poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

by firecracker4u July 16, 2017

Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!

Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.

by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017