Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008

law of group photos

When all of a girl’s photos on a dating app are group photos then it is safe to assume that she (the owner of the account) is the least attractive among the group

Dude 1: Bro I have no idea what this chick looks like All her photos are group pics

Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left

by Gene Atel Fischer May 23, 2020

first co-cousin-nephew-in-law

The grandson-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me

by no good names work October 9, 2021

grandniece-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.

My grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion". In the context of time management, this means that if you allocate a week for a task that could realistically be done in a few hours, it will likely take the entire week to complete, leading to inefficiency and procrastination.

I thought I could knock out that report in a couple of hours, but thanks to Parkinson's law, I ended up stretching it over the whole week just because I had the time.

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025

Gaywin’s Law

The propensity for every online discussion to inevitably become homosexual.

(In a forum about Paw Patrol)
Person 1: “My kid really likes this show, but can we please talk about the lack of Gay representation?”
Person 2: “Gaywin’s law strikes again..”

by Krig May 22, 2023