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Opposite Day

When it’s like how it is, but opposite.
Aviel: *hitting Ethan with a belt*
Ethan: *blindfolded*
Matthew: It’s like Opposite Day!
by Sanjobanjo August 4, 2019
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Father's day

The day where you start to see how big of a gentleman ya father really is.What?Your father doesn't just say "You don't bring me anything" like he does for me every year?Wow,you guys must be having a bad time whenever June comes over.At least it's still March :) but then there's mother's day.Come on guys,go prepare!
Friend:So I bought USA's strongest tank,some deodorant that is guaranteed to get my stepdad all them girls,and some new manly ass shoes that will ironically make other shoes dirty instead of themselves when being stepped on.All that for June 21st.
Me:Duuuuuude,chill.Father's day is just a day.That's way too much stuff to buy for a day.Plus,your mom was out of her damn mind when she decided to marry that selfish idiot.
Friend:You talkin' trash about my parents?Let's see what karma has to say about this.
Karma:Hey what's up guys it's biggie cheese.
Friend:Wrong line!
Me:Does this happen every single year?Anyway,in father's day,my father be like: "You don't have to bring me anything." It just really frustrates me! *Proceeds to talk some nonsense for the next ten minutes*
Friend:I have been successfully convinced to hate father's day now.
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fuck day

A day that you say the word fuck or a day you fuck someone.
Let's fuck today. Why? It is a natural fuck day.
by Ajauytudmemn October 28, 2019
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Word of the day

Chosen by the "moderators" of the site, this is used to promote a word or phrase. Made by the users of the site (supposedly, they could be creating alts). These definitions are often extremely biased and skewed in their own ways or generalize/stereotype an entire group. Due to their controversy, a high number of both dislikes and likes are given to the definitions, some based on trolling, others based on (sometimes objective) choices. Often moderators choose inaccurate or political ideas, for no known reason aside from promoting some agenda. Either that, or it's supposed to be the most popular word around, even though I doubt this.
Moderators: Here's the Word of the day!
The definition: LMAO these people are shit! Fuck them!
Viewers: *groan* not again
by Defintionist January 6, 2021
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Pancake day

A day all about Dione Mohammed’s arse because it’s super flat
“Why’d you smack Diones arse!”
It’s pancake day!!”
by Lexoxoxoxo April 14, 2021
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Chayton Day

April 19th: Chayton day.

it’s the day where every person named Chayton Reel reigns king for an entire day
Chayton Day is the coolest day
by coolman99 April 19, 2021
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Day Three

The hardest point of a cycle.
"Briana, this is Day Three, your hardest day, just rest and hopefully you'll get better. Text me when you're feeling better."

"Lol, I'm not gonna text you, but okay."
by reIokcin August 10, 2012
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