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Tardgasm

The adrenaline rush of an overwhelming orgasm after not climaxing for a very long time. Often resulting with the end user to make noises or faces resembling a retarded person.
"Bro, I finally got some action last night. That girl totally gave me that Tardgasm"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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Tarded

Verb; and noun all in one. When the individual is super sensitive and highly reactive to offending situations, you call them Tarded so you don't bruise any egos or hurt some butts.
Statistically speaking, 86% of the American population is Tarded. They get offended and triggered just for having to get out of bed.
by CaptRedbeard July 30, 2022
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Tardocracy

The type of government you have now (circa 2022) in the USA. Where politicians are so retarded and so afraid to say what needs to be said and so disconnected and such grifters that it will be an absolute miracle if any of their names or children are respected at all within a decade let alone if they're not forcefully removed for the sake of decency.
Our tardocracy is so advanced in it's retardation that the tardocrats just keep patting themselves on the back while half of the people literally pray they could migrate to a new effin planet or wake up to a complete paradigm shift to escape their corruption, pandering, lying, lack of vision and implementation of systemic dysgenics.
by Patriot007 August 22, 2022
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tardfart

coco: your such a tardfart
ava: your a tardfart
by makayla.1324 February 13, 2023
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Tardy

K
Tardy
by gellima March 10, 2023
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tardnarf

You are a tardnarf
by Murphy.bell June 26, 2023
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tardass

bitches that say shit without knowing anything
Kiara: "I personally think that the Titanic is the best movie created"
Jacob: "No it's Cars 2 tardass"
by dolphnn April 29, 2023
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