BOB Syndrome

BOB Syndrome, alternatively spelled as B.O.B. Syndrome, officially recognized as "Bitter Old Bottom Syndrome" with those suffering from the condition being referred to as "Bobs", refers to a gay man past the years generally needed to be a twink or an otter (Respectively, a young effeminate and hairless gay man, and a younger hairy and slender gay man.) and, rather than slowly subduing his sexuality into a calm and collected stream of something enjoyed on occasion like many of those of his age, continues to try to live the teenage sexuality that he has long lost the physical capacity to perform.

And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.

Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.

Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.

Person 1 (Affected by BOB Syndrome): "Yeah, well, thankfully some of us bottoms aren't jobless leeches."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."

by derangedcatboye November 1, 2023

The Norris Syndrome

Syndrome named after Shaun M. Norris, prolific author of RISEN.

It is a mental issue when the frontal cortex of brain is deformed due to high inbreeding. The user becomes highly toxic, racist, homophobic, transphobic and sees himself as the absolute perfect human. The one above others who is never wrong.

Did you see the tweets he posted telling all members of LGBTQI+ suffer from mental illnesses and should be hanged?
Yeah… dude suffers from The Norris Syndrome.

by Mropdropp November 2, 2023

IKEA SYNDROME

That moment where you don't know where you are, what time it is, what floor you're on, or how you'll escape.

I went to IKEA yesterday for some candles but after 2 hours I realized I was caught in the damn IKEA SYNDROME

by JD_Ripper April 11, 2023

Host Syndrome

When someone has an irresistible obsession and worry with the needs and happiness of friends. The individual usually takes on host responsibilities even if they aren’t hosting the group.

“Remember last night at Charlie’s house when Gabe was cleaning up after everyone and getting drinks? He seemed anxious all night?”

“Yeah Gabe’s definitely got Host Syndrome.”

by Frosty Waffle April 12, 2023

The Berger syndrome

Somebody infected with the Berger virus which makes you unable to stop talking about useless stuff

"When does he stop talking?"
"Didn't you know that he has the Berger syndrome?"

by bergerfan April 24, 2023

Alexander syndrome

You worked with an amazing colleague but you changed position and you can't stop talking with them as if you still work together.

This guy always saying nice stuff about somebody that doesn't work here he must have Alexander syndrome...

by Waarommoetikditkiezen April 24, 2023

Hoffman Syndrome

Hoffman Syndrome refers to a state of not knowing who is laughing at you or with you. People with Hoffman Syndrome cannot tell the difference.

*Someone does something embarrassing and people start to laugh*
"He thinks he's so funny, he has Hoffman Syndrome."

by ReaperMM07 May 4, 2023