Shower live

Its when you take a shower on any app that you can go live in.

"Hey Megan, you tryna do a shower live with me?"

by Trjakai15 February 11, 2021

toy soldier shower

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship

Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower

Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.

by Tan tatter March 10, 2024

show me your shower head

Is code to ask a male to show his genitals, particularly his penis

Hey dude wanna show me your shower head? No! I'm not showing you my pens! Stop texting me!

by DanFan4Life! April 15, 2021

Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.

Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.

by MMRE May 23, 2013

Beyoncé Shower

The act of masturbating in the shower.

“Man why you taking so long in the restroom? You must be taking a Beyoncé shower?”

by Leroyjinx August 6, 2022

Red Raider Shower

Where you take a 12 pack in the shower and have to finish it before you can get out. 15 minute time limit. First thing I learned when I moved to Lubbock, Texas.

Example 1: "Bro take a red raider shower when you get home so you can meet up with us at Chimys"

Example 2: "Im going to take a red raider shower so I can sleep better"

Example 3: "Its game day, going to take a 5 minute red raider shower"

by davycrockettlife February 1, 2021

Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023