Roadskies

The last little bit of weed left in a bowl that you will finish after one hit. Sometimes thrown away by a novice smoker who forgets to check if there is weed left by taking one last hit before he packs the bowl again.

"Woah, what the fuck are you doing man? Don't dump that. There's still some roadskies left in that bowl"

"Man I was fine until I took a hit of the roadskies, then i just couldn't move. I just sat there all night and listened to The White Album on repeat"

-"Fuck man we are out of weed?"
-"Nah there's still roadskies left. I call dibs"

by Shanski July 2, 2009

roadkill email

When you receive an email you know is going to be so bad, you don't want to look but have to.

Monica: That guy is pissing me off. I know he's going to have sent a stupid email back, I and don't want to read it!

Phoebe: That sucks! But you better get back and read that roadkill email, so you can get back to him.

by StupidGirl43 June 27, 2010

roadbake

Smoking weed while driving, generally in an enclosed car.

are we gonna roadbake this weekend?

by LittleMissInformative August 28, 2010

Roadshoe

That one shoe that you see on the side of the road. It never seems to have a pair. No one knows where they come from, or how they got there.

Dude! We counted 3 roadshoes on our roadtrip!

by ptchew September 15, 2010

roadmonkey

A curious individual who finds joy in exploring the unknown, breaking a few rules & working hard to create positive change for people in need.

There aren't many travelers as resillent, creative and thoughtful as she is; she's a real roadmonkey.

by wanderlost November 27, 2011

roadmates

A car with whom you happen to drive at the same speed during an extended road trip, thus sharing the road with them for several hundred miles, and forming an unspoken connection.

It was a pretty desolate drive to visit my friend out at (insert state school), but I became roadmates with a red Ford Focus for two hours, I think a part of me died when it turned off the exit.

by thelonelyroad January 17, 2014

Roadside Taco Burglary

The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.

"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"

by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014