Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

When you and 3 of your buddies bang your girl with nunchucks then you all eat Pizza.

Yo, last night we Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtled her ass, Heros in a Half Shell BIATCH.

by BARFUNKEL October 23, 2006

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ninja

Ninja- slang word for Nigger...often used by black people from the hoods or people who wish they were black.

yo ninja did you check out that hunnies ghetto bootie!

by Cheri May 16, 2005

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The Ninja Turtle

A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.

I can this one the Ninja Turtle.

by MonmouthConglomerate October 5, 2009

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Candy Ninja

when you stick some form of candy into your anus then sneak up on your mate and put the candy in their mouth then have sexual intercourse from behind

Guy1: i gave my girl a candy ninja the other night
Guy2: what you use
Guy1: a jolly rancher those are her favorites.....but it took a while to get out

by Candy Ninja January 30, 2010

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While the woman is sleeping you come in dressed in black with a black headband on as if a ninja. making sure the woman still sleeps you tie up the woman to the bedposts doggy stile and gag her with your black headband. Then taking a good 15 steps back, you run do a flip over the headboard and perform the roundhouse hump (a move which was created by chuck norris of course) and the success of this move depends on the landing and being able to stick the move.

Dude guess what i did last night...
what?
i tottally gave my GF the ninja
WOW dude did you stick it?
it was a close call but i still got it.

by zapree June 28, 2008

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