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Ninja

N-national
I-intelligence
n-naw
j-just
a-assholes
Watch ninja assassin you'll know what im talking about
by Aiden Diamond MCPSL February 1, 2010
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Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.
Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.
by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022
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Ninja

an asian that defies logic and is greater than God herself.
Wow, that ninja knows all!
by Smokebombfanatic October 15, 2010
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Ninjas

- There are about 2,371 objects in the room you are they can use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Power Ranger were NOT ninjas.
- They don't need to pee.
- Japanese Ninjas are not the best, if they were, how would you knew they exist?
- They train 18 hours a day, from the day they were born.
- If you think you saw a ninja, he isn't a ninja.
- Bullets don't kill ninjas.
- When ninjas go to the water, they come out dry.
- Ninjas do not use 'Ninja' headbands

- Ninjas do not dress with black tape and do not cover their face.
- Only ninjas can see and kill other ninjas.
- If a ninja decides it's your end, there's nothing you can really do, unless you're Yoda, or a Constança.
- Ninjas controle the wether.
- Ninjas' are mostly boys, only a few expert girls can make it. Mulan is an example.

- Ninjas may live in your house whiteout you knowing.
- If you meet a real Ninja (rare thing) he will either kill you, or marry you.
"My feather disappeared and my brother died. How could it happen?"
"It started raining about 777 times today, Ninjas must be mad"
by iammarian August 24, 2017
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Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!
by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012
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Logistical ninja

One who owns at making shit happen!
Did you see this party, Bob is a logistical ninja!
by Smrtblue December 6, 2017
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Ninja Turtling

Wearing socks with thong slippers a.k.a. "flip-flops"
I was ninja turtling the fuck out of my boyfriends locals when I went to da stow earlier .
by curriedkitty May 21, 2017
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