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ninja bewtz

shoes that have wheels but are still quiet and deadly by touch.(except for the ninja)
Often used by ninja who cant afford a skateboard or invisible bicycle.
ninja bob: hey ho check out these new ninja bewtz.
minglee: wow man those are so cool! can i touch them
ninja bob: sure, i wanted you dead anyway.
by crazieXninja October 21, 2008
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ninja supreme

Someone who can cook one fine meatloaf.
Dad was the finest ninja supreme in the world; he made meatloaf better than anyone on Great Chefs of the World.
by Seshie January 20, 2020
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ninja monkey

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011
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The American Ninja

B-list martial arts movie that spawned a late eighties series of cinema masterpieces about an American Ninja that has to do battle with evil forces. The sequel deals with an evil crime lord that's trying to create a horde of 'super ninjas' on a remote island, until Michael Dudikoff, the chief protagonist turns up to kick some ass in highly filmic, premeditated fashion. Also stars Carl Weathers AKA Action Jackson.

Michael Dudikoff is a b-movie actor and martial arts practitioner and has also appeared in a number of television commercials.
"I'm not going out at all today - I'm watching the American Ninja series"
by Golm December 17, 2012
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ninja

most commonly a word used instead of the n-word
HEY NINJA

OH YOU FUCKING MESSED UP NOW NINJA
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Ninja Butler

When a basketball player gets band form wearing something for looking cool.
He was banned from wearing a headband cuz it was too Ninja Butler.
by Swqsqwdws September 27, 2020
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ninja

a traditional japanese warrior who likes to stay unconventional for the most part, who lived during the age of the samurai. But know all it is is a 20 or so year old man play fortnite all day, living off sponsorships and EBoy wannabe's donations.
Also commonly referred to as "Ninja Tyler Fortnite Blevins." (Pyrocynical)
Ay my boy Cracked like ninja at fortnite!
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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