When you get rid of the old used up woman you were seeing and replace her with her super hot 18 year old daughter that used to call you dad when her mom was your girlfriend.
noly- “Yeah bro, i had to ditch that beat up old crackhead bitch Danielle with the loose pussy, her gorgeous daughter madi finally turned 18 i couldn’t resist mad doggin it.
Bro- “yo, you didn’t?…noly you are a fucking legend i mean you hear about guys mad doggin but i didn’t think that shit happened irl..”
noly- “haha… yeah bro she went from calling me dad to daddy over night, i can’t get enough of this lil mad dog.”
bro- “ you are the man noly”
Bro- “yo, you didn’t?…noly you are a fucking legend i mean you hear about guys mad doggin but i didn’t think that shit happened irl..”
noly- “haha… yeah bro she went from calling me dad to daddy over night, i can’t get enough of this lil mad dog.”
bro- “ you are the man noly”
by nolyboy July 3, 2025

Spending copious amounts of money on packs within Game of Thrones Conquest. This simultaneously furthers one's baller status.
by CheezyPete August 2, 2018

To be girl mad is to be upset about things that are little in nature but get under the skin for reasons such as:
- annoying fucking assholes at work
- not having the correct lippie that you THOUGHT you put in your bag
- premenstrual and/or menstrual cramps
- your birth control making you crazy or fatter than you know you are, etc.
-the rat of a tangle in your hair you can't brush out without cutting a chunk of hair out
-your stupid ass boyfriend being ANNOYING (see annoying fucking assholes above, falls into same subcategory)
The list goes on and on.
- annoying fucking assholes at work
- not having the correct lippie that you THOUGHT you put in your bag
- premenstrual and/or menstrual cramps
- your birth control making you crazy or fatter than you know you are, etc.
-the rat of a tangle in your hair you can't brush out without cutting a chunk of hair out
-your stupid ass boyfriend being ANNOYING (see annoying fucking assholes above, falls into same subcategory)
The list goes on and on.
"Hey what's the matter Bailey?"
"Fuck off Jeremy you piece of fuck. I'm girl mad so take your boy stupid and get the fuck out of my face"
"Fuck off Jeremy you piece of fuck. I'm girl mad so take your boy stupid and get the fuck out of my face"
by Girl truth October 23, 2018

Mads is the definition of retard, people with the name Mads have a 100% chance of being diagnosed with things such as autism, downsyndrome, and homosexuality.
by plskillmadsheisveystupid February 17, 2020

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010

There's "mad" sodas in the kitchen
by Stupid_Ass_Bitch May 12, 2019

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017
