Dirty Job

When someone has been doing work that gets their hands all dirty, like gardening,and then proceeds to give a handjob.

Mike Rowe gives the best dirty jobs after filming "Dirty Jobs".
Mike Rowe Dirty Jobs Handjob

by Hand Jacks November 4, 2015

Brain job

It is a really good blow job from that one hot nerd.

This nerd Gabriel gave me a good brain job.

by that word guy dude February 18, 2018

Raccoon Job

A technique of blowjob with excessive usage of the giver's teeth.

Judging by the cuts on my phallus, I appear to have received a raccoon job from my drunken hookup.

by Frocket to the Poon November 2, 2010

crumb jobbing

The act of felching smeg.

1) Dave's wife is busy crumb jobbing.

2) "Hey I just got a crumb job from my wife" said Dave.

by Farooq Space 2009 January 10, 2008

Shine-Job

When a women white knuckles the base of a male penis while attempting to give a handy; usually resulting in blisters forming.

Jordan~ "Why are you walking so awkwardly?"
Joey~ "I was with Big Court last night and she gave me a Shine-Job."
Everyone in the room~ "ooooooo sorry man"

by rook34 May 6, 2015

Steve-Job

When someone buys an Apple product right before the announcement of a new/upgraded version of the product that the person just bought.

Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.

Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.

Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!

Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?

Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.

Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!

by SOBKiller504 September 2, 2010

Kolob job

Fellatio acceptable to Mormons.

Ann, I think a Kolob job would be in order tonight.

by Tommy-O September 2, 2012