Finger Monkey

When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.

I thought I wiped good enough but when I fingered myself i ended up with a finger monkey!

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

mustard fingers

a nickname of someone who maturbates alot.

p1> omg. ryan was so jacking off in math class!
p2> woo! go mustard fingers!

p1>hey mustard fingers! what'd you do yesterday?
p2>masturbate! what else, nigga!?

by fetusraper April 20, 2008

finger pointer

A complete asshole who makes dumb gestures to people, hence, pointing their finger.

Why do these finger pointer jackasses always point their damn finger when they talk? I guess dumb gestures were always a substitute for using your words.

by Nogoogleyeyes May 25, 2016

FINGER OF GOD

OH MY GOD? , IT'S AM UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS ANY AGE.

Run for YOUR LIFE!!!!

Look out a PEDOPHILE is writing this definition.

One of those.

A FINGER OF SPEECH

Oh my GOD, DEBBIE had a BABY we named SCOTT who was born with the FINGER OF GOD and it's beautiful the calming effect it has.

An angry FINGER OF GOD F5 just hit TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES , NEW MEXICO right in the middle of the FUCKING DESERT as a three way TWISTING TWISTER top speed TESLA CRASHES all that metal plastic SHIT AND THOSE LAY'S POTATO CHIPS everywhere.

Hey listen if it's there FINGER OF GOD just SUCK ON IT as to GAGE THE AGECas I am SHITTY AT FACES AND FACEBOOK.

Yes as WAIT A SECOND , indeed THE FINGER OF GOD is one of those THIRD HANDS you are looking for in LIFE TO stay in and out of trouble

Yes , SEE those fingers, SMELL those fingers and LICK those fingers, as the FINGER OF GOD is waiting for your complete love.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 19, 2022

spinning finger

the finger you use for spin bowling in the sport cricket. also the finger you use to finger fuck your mrs.

shane warne has a great spinning finger when he bowls legspin. he also uses that finger to fuck his mrs.

by anony23 April 27, 2009

hip finger

A penis

Chris knew she was the one because his hip finger was pointing right at her.

by Mr. McSweeter September 14, 2009

Finger Soup

when a girl finger and is very wet

im going to go home and make a big batch of finger soup while watching erotic videos

by Niki_galb July 8, 2011