Mahi Dog

Noun:

- A carnivorous mammal that typically works like an animal.

- One who works both hard and persistently.

B1: Hey man, my plan for Monday was to wake up early, hit the gym, then get into work before anyone else. Are you in?
B2: Damn, mahi dog!

by Maks96 November 28, 2022

Dog Creeper

A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.

My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.

Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.

by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012

Female dog

When you can’t say bitch due to censorship

Person: Man, Susan’s such a *female dog*

by nenenenenenenen September 21, 2020

F-dog

A person pretending to really bad rapper.

He's a pretty funny f-dog

by faraday9 March 12, 2020

Dog itch

Something you find on the side of the road that someone has thrown out on the trash.

“Where did you get all that dog itch?”
“Did you not see that pile back there on Poplar Avenue?”

by KimberKelsey December 31, 2018

dog load

Nicer way to say "piece of shit" when you're trying not to swear.

Person 1: My knight in shining armor turned out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil! SMDH
Person 2: Man! What a real dog load!

by DudeBroLad February 6, 2021

Gunner The Dog

Gunner is the most loving and caring dog in the world! He always cheers you up and he gives the absolute best cuddles. He is so adorable! He makes everyone’s heart go: ❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝❤️🥺. Everyone loves Gunner! <3

Gunner The Dog is so adorable.

by Gunner The Dog February 4, 2020