by Pistols September 19, 2016
Get the Lizard dick mug.Such a big cunt that you are so frustrated that you do not know what to say prior to calling them a cunt, so the word dick sorta just slips out.
by JOSH SMITHERS September 18, 2016
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by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016
Get the Dick Dockin' mug.When a Spanish male's penis enters your mouth, vagina, or butthole using hot sauce as lube. Other names include: spicy bj, hairless fire-crotch, or reverse Taco Bell.
After the party last night, Pedro Spanish dicked Hannah in the ass! Dude that reverse Taco Bell's gonna burn like a motherfucker!!!
by Lynparza July 27, 2016
Get the Spanish dicked mug.A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.
Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."
by SakuraF June 23, 2016
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by Melissameow June 10, 2016
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My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.
by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016
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