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Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.
Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!
by Pistols September 19, 2016
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Dick Cunt

Such a big cunt that you are so frustrated that you do not know what to say prior to calling them a cunt, so the word dick sorta just slips out.
"Hey Johnny"
"Damn, stop being such a DICK CUNT",
by JOSH SMITHERS September 18, 2016
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Dick Dockin'

When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.
"Look at this motherfucker "Dick Dockin'" his 1990 Fiero at the empty end of Walmart...
by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016
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Spanish dicked

When a Spanish male's penis enters your mouth, vagina, or butthole using hot sauce as lube. Other names include: spicy bj, hairless fire-crotch, or reverse Taco Bell.
After the party last night, Pedro Spanish dicked Hannah in the ass! Dude that reverse Taco Bell's gonna burn like a motherfucker!!!
by Lynparza July 27, 2016
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Spaghetti Dick

A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.
Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."
by SakuraF June 23, 2016
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Bunchy dick

When the dick (a man's front butt) becomes uncomfortably bunchy (wadded up and/or tucked into itself or other). Annoying, and often painful.
I was wearing a pair of 1 piece pajamas. That shit gave me bunchy dick!
by Melissameow June 10, 2016
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Cankle Dick

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.
My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.
by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016
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