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Humber College 

That one college in Etobicoke which is a district of Toronto, Ontario. In here you'll find your average classes that will make you suffer, but that's practically any college isn't it. Good food options, mid gym(could be better), some classes are nice, some are trash, good luck attempting to find parking space in the beginning of a semester. Shoutout to the guy that broke a keyboard in game room after playing league of legends.
Person 1: Yo, what college you go to in Canada bruv?
Person 2: You already know fam, mans go to Humber College still
Person 3: That's wassup
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erectoral college dropout 

An illegal politically invasive feces sent to retention to the third grade by USDA pork inspectors, to be cured and properly aged for future consumption
The pork link was too thin, it may have been an erectoral college dropout.

Qlown college 

A college or university that doesn't teach any kind of marketable skill, but wants to charge crippling debt for an increasing worthless degree.

North College Hill 

A good town. Mostly Black. Has a good school. School Mascot is the Trojans.
I will move to North College Hill.

Oh really? I live there!

Pull College 

Main competitor to Rizz University and Academy of Rizz. Acceptance rate is 6.9% Applicants must show successful usage of rizz to rizz up females or males. People who attend learn various methods of rizz. Notable alumni include the Rizzler of Ozz
Steven: Yo I got accepted into Harvard. What college accepted you, nerd?
Richard Rizzler: The Pull College
Steve: Nahhh. The rejection letter said I wasn't smooth enough
Pull College by user8254 March 22, 2023

yeshiva college 

Yeshiva College is a Jewish day school for the religious Jewish kids who haven’t moved to King David yet.

The Torah school of excellence does however strengthen the community and achieve top academic results in the country. But probably not legally.

It’s religious atmosphere arms it’s students with the gift of Torah. One which is completely useless when the talmidim go to yeshivat Har Etzion (Gush) on MTA.

Yeshiva College is also a host of synagogues and community centers. All of which are mizrachi. Which is weird concerning the Charedi rise in the Yeshiva College boys high school.

Overall it’s a magical campus and includes the best schools to send your child. Just hope he/she doesn’t go off the derech
Soccer child: mommy coach said our games at Yeshiva College next week

St Johns mom: what the heck is that.
yeshiva college by TheJewBukka March 28, 2023