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Christian is a person who, at first seems like he couldn't care, is actually a caring and wonderful person. He is someone you can joke with and make the funniest jokes with, but also be there when your at your lowests. He has the most beautiful eyes ever, bright and ever so detailed.

His face almost looks as if angles carved it. He is smart and is really good in making music. He can just take his instrument and make a song from the top of his head. Something that most people admire about him. He is so creative and so interesting. He makes the most compelling conversations. He has dealt with terrible people in the past, it has affected him negatively, but it has also made him grow as a person. The people who have hurt him, shouldn't never get the chance to have him in their lives again. He deserves only the best out of people. What's funny is that He puts everyone first even if he is struggling. He only wants you to be happy. Because if your happy, he's happy. He is someone you can truly admire. If you ever meet someone like him, your really lucky. Really really?? Really really :)
John: hey guess what!

Max: what's up?

John: I made a friend named Christian!

Max: wow your so lucky man!

John I know right?
by Hooni_Supreme♡ July 11, 2023
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Plymouth Christian Academy

Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
by @ch7@ July 13, 2023
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Christianity +1

Being a normal Christian but also having a plus one in the relationship
I have converted to Christianity +1
by Dreamgamerx July 29, 2023
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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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Christianity or Islam

Derpdorp Derpledorp "Christianity or Islam?"

Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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Christian Victim Blaming

The use of Christan principles, scriptures and logic to shift responsibility from an abuser onto the victim if they react less than a perfect victim resulting in Victim Blaming.
Christian victim blaming: According to Christan Victim Blaming the rape victim is the bad person because she did not forgive the rapist and tried to get revenge. But the rapist can become a Christian and go to heaven.
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Christian

Christian is the best person to ever exist. The world simply doesn't deserve him. He is bound to marry a girl called Aurora.
"Oh, Aurora, is Christian your bf?"
"What do you mean? He's my husband!"
by CasDavFri April 6, 2024
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