Squeezin the cheese

You know when you really gotta use the bathroom but you don’t have a bathroom to go anywhere close so you just gotta hold it in? Yeah that’s squeezin the cheese. The actual act of holding in your bowel movement cause you have no other options

“Hey Tony… man… I have to blow a tube so bad but there is no where to go! I’m really squeezin the cheese right now!!! Help me out!”

by Mr. Yeast September 3, 2023

cheese theift

a man who steals you dick cheese from right under your nose

"DAMN YOU CHEESE THEIFT

by Nargoth.theripper October 7, 2020

Bean-Cheese

Bean-Cheese is something to say when you don't know what to say in a uncomfortable situation.

EX
Girl: Hey Matthew your penis is really big wow omg Jeez
Matthew: *Knowing its 2 1/2 Inches* Bean-cheese

by ToastedGooch February 5, 2020

cheese dibbles

the most amazing cheese invention known to man (and the hole universe) it gets supsended then it dippaseers like an amazing bootie magician.

cheese dibbles are like sweatie mom jeans they taste good.

by MrHotsauce February 16, 2017

basement cheese

Aka: Dick Cheese, Vagina Cheese

A catch all for the funk that grows on someone's genitalia after they don't wash themselves.

Put your pants back on, I can smell your Basement Cheese from here.

by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020

Gwilled Cheese

Elmer Fudd's way of saying grilled cheese

Mmmmm. I would wike some Gwilled Cheese. Samwich.

by Pejug February 16, 2021

The old cheese

Your mother. Someone elses mother.

She has children, she is a old cheese. I am going to call the old cheese.

by The Cheez June 20, 2012