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Christian Laettner

The biggest dickhead in the world. Honestly fuck this guy. Why was he even on the Dream Team? I do not know.
I Hate Christian Laettner is the best sports documentary in history.

I agree!
by Timcal July 19, 2018
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christian

a dumbass kid who thinks he’s cute but not he’s really dumb but my bestfriend but yeah he is a bully but it’s fine
christian;hits jenna
#bully #bestfriend
by jljx_ November 19, 2019
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Christian

He likes Alisha 😍💕❤️ He dates her *sheessh* but Alisha found trinity
Christian: hey baby girl
Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭
by Himhimherher November 24, 2021
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Angsty Christian

A “Christian” fasher who gets angsty for no reason.
Your really being a ANGSTY CHRISTIAN right now
by Youhasbeenyeeted April 13, 2019
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christian

Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.
guy 1: yo did you hear what happened to Christian
guy 2: yea bro he took his own life its crazyyy
by dale_smells July 14, 2024
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CHRIStians

the CHRIStians are legendary menaces we have started the corn trend and saved lives forever, follow @sometimesdwtt on twitter for updates
1: CHRIStians are lifeless losers that have nothing to do

2: bro you’re lying they just joke around and have fun, nothing wrong with that
by harlow’s #1 fan August 26, 2022
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Christian Nolan

He is very BIG, like moto moto big. His neo-pronouns are Nike and GA say them infront of your mom he has seen her before.
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