counterfeit whores

Females that are fake from head to toe and ain't about shit and always need to wake up before you do so they fix themselves up, fake hair (hair extensions), Fake skin colour (bleached as shit), fake nails, fake designer bag, fake accent (we know where you from fam why you acting extra)

Guy 1 : why you single dawg?

Guy 2 : Am sick and tired of chilling with them counterfeit whores fam, i need me a natural girl, these whores be disappearing like Dracula err morning and looking like one too.

Guy 1: word!

by African warrior May 18, 2016

count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.

"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"

by Doomus May 22, 2016

count torebackula

Name given to a person who has been awake days on end using meth without taking a shower or brushing their teeth.

Yo did you see him? Looking all like he was count torebackula.

What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!

by Dirt Napp August 9, 2016

counterproductiveism

The act of being counterproductive

Sarah refused to accept counterproductiveism as a word

by Bravo1996 December 1, 2016

counter strike skins

Rip moms credit card.

Do u want counter strike skins?
Yeah, lemme just get me moms credit card,

by flipgod December 11, 2016

Count Faggalot

A pussy ass nigga so weak he's the Count of Faggotry.

1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.

Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Lemony Fuckit January 9, 2017

Counter Sex

When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.

"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."

by Terminalsicknessman March 5, 2017