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clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.
Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!
by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017
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Cock Cycle

A standard unit of measurement based on the time it takes from the start of masturbation to the point of ejaculation
Martha ran a marathon which took her one cock cycle instead of two....she broke her old record
by Sir cock doctor June 24, 2017
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cock boxed

When a girl at the club gets seperated from her group and is then surrounded by guys on all sides dancing who do not allow her to catch up.
Caitlin tried to leave the dance floor with her friends but a bunch of Canadian guys cock boxed her on the dance floor.
by Foxy Sparkles June 24, 2017
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lethal cock

THE MAN HAD A VERY LETHAL COCK
by LOLZER WOLZER November 8, 2017
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Curve cock

When a penis has an unusual curvecurve to it, usually to the left or right!
Dang Winston is such a curve cock! His junk looks like captain hooks hand!
by Sexymandingo February 21, 2017
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Flower cock

Wow what an amazing flower cock
by The.more.you.know. March 16, 2017
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cock 360

When a man lays his woman on the edge of the bed facing him, inserting his penis inside before doing a handstand and returning back to a standing position. Thereby doing a 360º roll pleasuring his lady beyond imagination.
Guy: Alright baby you ready for a Cock 360?

Girl: What?

Guy: *Proceeds to spin himself while his girl moans uncontrollably*
by JAFXPL September 16, 2016
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