get balled

What you say when someone does something that merits a severe balling.

Teacher: "Now don't forget, tomorrow we have a test on natural logarithms."
Student: "Aw, get balled!"

Person 1: "I got you a burrito from Taco Cabana, but then I ate it because I'm an asshole."
Person 2: "Get balled!"

Dad: "Happy birthday! I farted on your cake."
Son: "Get balled!"

by Giblets in a bucket May 8, 2010

Ball beg

Scrotum in Belfast.

These new trunks are cuttin' the ball beg clean off me.

Daryll is actin' the ball beg.

by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009

hok-ball

Term invented by two close friends from Fort Washington, Maryland for the off-white smelly granules that occasionally dislodge from the back of your throat. The scientific term for these hellish shits is tonsiliths.

I laughed so hard while driving to work that I coughed up several hok-balls that reeked so badly that I almost crashed as I tried to feverishly let down the window.

by jacksteezo December 9, 2008

button balled

Sexual phenomenon when a guy is balls deep in a woman and barely manages to hit her button. Usually only occurs with males that have shallow penetration.

Bret button balled Chelsea's yellow flower after picking her up at the club. The girl was dissapointed and was expecting more.

by Bigg Al January 6, 2009

Balls on ice

A term used to describe sitting around doing sweet fuck all (nothing or very little) and being a bum. Chilling so hard your balls may as well be resting on ice keeping cool.

"what you doing?"
"fuck all. You?"
"Just got my balls on ice man, my balls on ice"

by sonofevil May 4, 2013

Pagina balls

Pagina Balls are a he/she's private parts. There is a vagina with a dick sticking out of it, and has balls dangling below.

Guy 1: Hey, did you know Lindsay has pagina balls?!
Guy 2: ew! No way thats gross.
Guy 3: GROSS, i was gonna fuck her tonight!

by pagina ballz January 21, 2014

ball-pisser

Someone who's dick is so small, when they pee, they piss on their balls.

Girl #1: How was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!

Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
Girl: Alright.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Girl: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!

by Ron Tacandong April 14, 2014