Person 2

The deuteragonist (and sometimes antagonist) Urban Dictionary, usually hiding in the shadow of Person 1.
Person 2 is usually always getting caught up in Person 1's hijinks one way or another

Person 2: I wish I had more self esteem
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lets go invent time travel
Person 2: What the hell we aren't rigor mortis bro
Person 1: We can be whatever we want Person 2
Person 3: What about me you guys?
Person 1: Get back in the basement Person 3
Person 3: Aww but Person 1-
Person 1: I SAID GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT

by ImGuyford January 1, 2025

Personing

The politically correct synonym of the word "manning"

Man the guard tower --> Person the gaurd tower.

Manning a bounce house at an elementary school event --> Personing a bounce house at an elementary school event.

by toweringoak October 15, 2011

Gucciest Person

Bram Spira. He is the gucciest in existence. Much more gucci than Leah. Ha, this is proof Lucy!

Bram Spira is the Gucciest Person in the world.

by Notbram June 14, 2020

Personal Handbag

When you used to be a prince in the British Royal family and everyone loved you until you got Markled by your wife and now she acts like she’s more important than you and you act like her servant and the lesser of the 2

Awww look he’s her personal handbag I can’t believe he used to be a prince she acts like she’s the blood Royal lol

by Megxit crybabies March 12, 2021

Dirt person

Unworthy subhuman person who is often greedy selfish and does nothing to contribute to the betterment of mankind

All Kyle does is mooch and try bang my girlfriend he is such a dirt person

by Mtg187 September 18, 2022

Basketball Person

KFC purple kool-aid hellcat SRT NBA

hello basketball Person would you like some fried chicken.

by jaquantavious tha 3rd March 6, 2025

Person

Anyone you see who is not an animal, however we all evolved from animals. But does that mean technically this definition shouldn’t exist?

You are a person. But you are an animal. According to this definition, you will need to decide if you don’t want to exist.

by hissingcobra December 14, 2023