Max is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. They are kind, funny, and will always be there for you. They turn heads when they walk into any room, and their smile will make the world stop spinning because of their beauty. Knowing Max can be the best thing that ever happened to you, so cherish the moment. Max cares deeply for their friends and family, and you should count yourself lucky if you get to date them. They are one of the best people.
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Get the Max mug.A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human
Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
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Get the Stream-maxxing mug."Aura" or "Aura Maxing" is an internet term to describe how gravitational ones presence is. Usually by being mysterious, attractive, intelligent, etc...
- You can loose aura points by going out of your way to look cool and failing in the process.
- Some people just naturally have high aura but some also gain it as well.
- You can loose aura points by going out of your way to look cool and failing in the process.
- Some people just naturally have high aura but some also gain it as well.
"Everyone be so curious about this nigga. I don't get it, he just be chilling fr."
"Yeah, bros tryna aura max lol"
*+5000 aura points*
- The rabbit thinks he can sleep during a race because the turtle is slow.
- Rabbit oversleeps and looses the race to a damn turtle.
*-5000 aura points*
Aura Maxing
"Yeah, bros tryna aura max lol"
*+5000 aura points*
- The rabbit thinks he can sleep during a race because the turtle is slow.
- Rabbit oversleeps and looses the race to a damn turtle.
*-5000 aura points*
Aura Maxing
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Get the Aura Maxing mug.The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
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