david and joseph

David and Joseph is a name given to two prankster who take there pranks to far. Although the jokes are quite funny they can be offensive to some

Jeez might as well call ye David and joseph

by Chiggy nuggys675 October 22, 2019

David

David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.

?- damn have you seen David?

?- yeah he’s so sweet, just so charming!

by iscream. December 27, 2022

Brad-todd Liam David Smith

This is the homie, the legend, the man himself. This frat bro always acts drunk, and pulls no girls. You can rely on him to always accidentally insult you, or maybe not an accident. Terrible at math yet is the only one who actually pays attention. His friend Chad is the goat, this is who you actually want to hang with. If you ever come across Brad-todd Liam David Smith, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

Yo Brad-todd Liam David Smith, what’s your math grade?

Idk man but Chad’s is higher.

by hiitsurmomhere May 28, 2022

David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?

David Clark looks like a Jew?

by anonymous March 12, 2022

David Stefannypack

A lovable, caring, hardworking boy, who knows a thing or two about gaming, moss, moths, & legos. He also has a very nice beard & great eyebrows. Is very loved in return by Nymph.

"Wow, you're the coolest person i've ever met, you must be David Stefannypack!"

by Spillled Milllk April 26, 2019

David Zertuche

Noun- A fully developed male human who is the coolest guy you know.

My best friend David Zertuche asked me to look him up on Urban Dictionary.

by Daveman8777 February 9, 2022

David 13

Someone with covid that has a fever and saying illogical things.

My electrician has a case of David 13.

by Ltboston December 30, 2022