no u

Meant to correct British/Commonwealth spelling to American spelling of an 'ou' word in English.

- There's not enough colour in this picture.
- No u.
- Oh! Sorry, you are right. I meant to say "color."

by yoricksbones April 24, 2020

No U

The ultimate, only, absolute counter/rebuttal/comeback to every possible argument that could ever be conceived.

If you say No U, you win. It’s as easy as that. Your opponent will be too overloaded with intellect and intelligence to process anything, and they’ll die.

See also Nobelium Uranium.

“You a’re mom have big gay”
“No U”

by i like men and boys May 12, 2018

no u

possibly the best comeback to have ever been created...

boy 1: ur mom gay haha
boy 2: no u lel
boy 1: im gonna cry now bye

by og_memezzz February 22, 2019

San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.

To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

Beat u

To invite a friend to beat their dog

I’m gonna beat u

by The real sigma rizzler September 26, 2024

cell-u-verse

The total number of reachable cellphones.

I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.

OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

No u

Stats:
- Isn't very effective on Alpha males (if attempted you'll go back to yo mama status)
- Very effective on betas
- 100,000,000,000- self inflicted burn damage if username is Jake.

"I use UNO reverse card"
"Haha you fallen into my trap card"
"Oh no it couldn't be!"
"No"
"Please stop"
"-U"
Aaahhhhh

"You couldn't handle the power of No U"

by It's not hard to guess August 29, 2020