Crystal Zang

1. An extremely powerful form of crystal meth.

2. Peters Mom.

1. Shiiit dude this crystal zang is sooo much better than that crack I got from Peter's Mom last week!

2. Chase looked up Peters Mom, Crystal Zang.

by Big Cao March 8, 2011

John Zhang

John zhang, a type of fish you will find deep down the dark ocean. His behaviour for children under the age of 10 can be very mysterious at all times. He can also be identified as a F.O.B. He is the black sheep of his unique species. He is often easily spotted due to his big nose and red eyes. If you are not cautious, he will jump out of the water and bite you with his rabies. If you are unsure if you see john zhang or not, you can yell "Ms.Chen!", if he quickly acts up, you are most certain it is indeed a John Zhang.

Oh my gosh! Its a john zhang!
Run away! Its a John Zhang!

by Mrs.Z.Chen October 11, 2018

Frank Zhang

The worst of the seven. He is ungrateful for his powers and his entire life is a sob story. He's garbage and can't do anything. He only makes all the other characters better . Also used to mean a terrible person.

That guy is such a Frank Zhang

by Frank gets a Shank May 16, 2021

Zhang

To eat, ingest, consume

Lee loves to zhang his feces

by Pres. B.H. Obama December 13, 2009

zhanger

often referred to as an asian restaurant or in other prejudice terms involving asians

I'm starving, let's go eat at that zhanger over there with all those asian dudes.

by Colin Claerbout May 13, 2005

Zang

zang, thi word shall be used as many times a day as possible to improve circulation.

my, i feel like ZANG!

by general ZANG April 11, 2005

Zwanenfucked

A Zwanenfucking is a case in which a student's schedule is mangled, often irreversibly, by an incompetent school counsellor. Can also refer to said particularly careless counsellor.

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John: Hello Mindy, why the long face?

Mindy: My counsellor signed me up for a class I passed last year, and wood shop in the timeslot I wanted photography! Now the classes are full and I can't switch out!

John: Wow, you just got royally zwanenfucked!

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Carson: That Mr. Johnson is such a zwanenfucker!

Lyle: Good thing we're graduating, I've had to deal with non-stop zwanenfuckage for three years!

by The Belligerent One December 27, 2007