whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka

Give me fellatio...you piece of fecal matter.

Whitey comon o here. Ya steeped in gayness. Whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka. Git outta ma pfuqin face.

by white bread witout da bed spread November 22, 2004

Willy Wonka

When a man injects feces into his scrotum, then when he ejaculates the sperm is replaced by a fountain of poop.

That hooker did not see that Willy Wonka coming!

by Hellsa House October 30, 2008

wonkatonk

something outdated or obsolete.

That haircut is so wonkatonk

by Dr. President, Etc. September 26, 2004

Wonka

A word of praise and general liking. Often associated with something out of the ordinary.

Man that movie was wonka! or You are so wonka.

by Octopus Arms April 16, 2009

Willy Wonka

Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)

Jimmy enjoyed a Willy Wonka with his girlfriend.

by Matthew Glick October 29, 2007

Wonga

South African slang for shit/faeces. Can be used interchangeably with the Afrikaans word "kak".

I went to the bathroom but no wonga came out.

by romnewz January 27, 2021

Willy Wonka

To shit on a girls pussy and then eat her out.

I decided to willy Wonka the girl because I was both hungry and horny.

by Johnjohn123john January 28, 2016