The manliest animal alive. Native to Australia, the wombat is a are ferocious, apex predator that is capable of moving at 69 miles per hour, and even faster while flying. They feed on a diet of crocodiles, kangaroos, and human babies.
by PapaWombat 69 June 8, 2020

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.
Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
by Broskiii December 3, 2009

Gio: "Did you see that Jeff wombated Dominick???"
Aaron: "YEAH! Is that why Joe went up to the front of the bus to distract the driver so he wouldn't be able to see what's going on?"
Aaron: "YEAH! Is that why Joe went up to the front of the bus to distract the driver so he wouldn't be able to see what's going on?"
by really_big_dick August 9, 2010

A person (often male) who perceives themself as soft and adorable as well as quirky and random. These people are typically morbidly obese and often reflect their short comings onto others. They tend to view any disagreement as being either racial or homophobic.
by jaden_thunder_balls September 19, 2021

by jeromeismynigga March 3, 2014

Usually encountered in a night club, a women looking to get laid, or a nice girl that is actually a closet freak.
Man, that Kelly is a real wang wombat. She was rubbing her legs together the whole time you were talking to her!
by FerndaleTom March 9, 2011

an australian saying, often used to refer to someone's mother in a respectful way. Some use it to refer to mothers that they find attractive, or a MILF. This is because in Australian society, men are compared to wombats in that they are all reckless sociopaths.
by genuine australian May 11, 2020
