"To make bread" means making money, and Wi-Fi Bread simply means making money online through entrepreneurial ventures.
Joe: I want to escape the 9-5 and make lots of money without going to the office every day.
James: Gotta make that WiFi bread then, homie.
James: Gotta make that WiFi bread then, homie.
by Morrahunter March 18, 2024

by sae young August 25, 2017

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11
by im in school lolz April 23, 2021

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first
by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021

Alya; Can you give me the fox miraclous ladybug: no hawkie: oh a very angry girl fly away my akuma and evil-ze this broken heart hawkie: lady wifi i am hawk moth
by mari loves adrien August 11, 2023

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.
Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.
Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.
by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020
