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Elf Wenches

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."
Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.
by mcgangbang541 September 8, 2010
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Ferret Wrenching

Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.
Ferret Wrenching

Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.

Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.
by legionisawful November 7, 2017
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morgan the sea wench

a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.
i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!
by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoodle September 24, 2011
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Wench

A ladyshape that is at one with the countryside. Usually associated with bitches that you find in taverns in the 17th century.
"... Go Plow Some Fields Bitch!"

"Jesus, Judy is a right wench!"
by Mike Foster November 9, 2006
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wench

Big Bonny Wench

A plump, buxom but cute girl
Oi wench!
by therealrichieedwards May 1, 2004
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wench

1. A woman

2. A whore/prostitute etc (most commonly used by pirates)

3. My Personal definition - a close friend, sort of like a best friend, who you'd do anything for (in a non-sexual way) and who you get on really well with. A term of endearment.
1. "Look, there goes a wench"

2. "I be requiring the services of a wench"

3. "You're my dearest, darling, Wench"
by Helen J C September 20, 2005
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Trench Wench

A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found in the front row at Marianas Trench concerts (aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, and is indestructible.
Carol: "Awww! I wish I was up front in the moat like a true trench wench!"

Sally: "Ow! My rib cage hurts from being pushed up against the stage! It is worth it though! Especially because I'm at a Marianas Trench concert!"
Bob: "You're such a Trench Wench!"
by TheTrenchWench July 5, 2010
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