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welfare

A program that assists people with fincacial needs but used with white people and lazy scums who keep having children so they don't have to work.
My name is Shara and I'm 34 years old. I should have a 9-5 job like everyone else and I have a son in college but that doesn't stop me from sucking dick all day and having my 123677433th baby so I can stay on welfare. It just ain't right!
by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006
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welfare

A way for people to steal from our already dying economy...

Consist of people who are usually fat. thus the term welfare whale. These people either find that real work is too hard or have a serious injury, so instead they get a check every month from the government.

Children brought up on welfare tend to be lazy, just like their parents. People who opt out of working and choose welfare, dont work because they are caught in vices: drugs, alcohol, ciggarettes.

The main problem in people who opt to receive a welfare check instead of work, isnt the fact that they dont work, its the fact that they have no sense of real respect for themselves. Homeless people are often categorized on the same level. Could people on welfare be mentally-ill??
Welfare whale: Just got my check in the mail. i'll pick up a 30-pack of budweiser head back to my hole, where i'll sit, drink and watch daytime tv. boy, i sure have a lot of respect for myself...
by redzone1 March 27, 2009
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welfare

Governmental assistance for people who don't work. Basically free money given to them by the government. Usually used by fat 30 year old women with 8 kids, crackheads and lazy ass people who don't wanna work. Kids that collect welfare are disrespectful to others who have more money than them and try to make themselves sound like they have everything, when their Wal-Mart clothing wearing asses say otherwise.
People on welfare are fucking trash. We pay taxes to the government so these wastes of air can have a fucking life. Stop watching Oprah and get off your ass. Get a job and help the economy! Assholes...
by Marco K. May 27, 2010
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Weffen

Object of great personal significance and value, that it is hard to be sure exists.
Person 1: Check out my new Weffen. Cool isn't it?
Person 2: What the hell is a Weffen?
by DR September 2, 2004
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welfare junkie

A woman usually from lincoln or knox county maine lookin to live a high class life-style on free government handouts without ever lifting a finger to contribute to society. The more kids the more money is their motto
My neighbor is such a welfare junkie shes gotta have another kid to get a pay raise instead of landing an account she gotta land herself some sperm
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Welfare Watcher

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.
Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!
by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009
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welfare

A system where a bunch of the money we work our asses off for, goes to lazy fucks who don't do a damn thing all day, except go to Wal-Mart in their pajamas.
kiss my ass welfare
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